I may not get to see you as often as I like. I may not get to hold you in my arms all through the night. But deep in my heart I truly know, you’re the one that I love, and I can’t let you go.
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do you ever just realize how bad your voice sounds

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sure it’s bad but like we don’t know this squirrel’s LIFE

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People shouldn’t assume parenting is more natural to women than men, these guys are the cutest.


in honor of Mean Girls’ 10th anniversary, here’s an incredibly subtle but completely extraordinary joke that you’ve probably never noticed from the movie (I saw it at least a dozen times before it dawned on me): Regina George started a rumor that Janis Ian was a lesbian in the 8th grade, but it wasn’t out of malice… it was because Janis told her that she was Lebanese


in the future if my kids tell me that they are gay i’ll just be like “what” because i don’t plan on having any kids so how the hell did they get there


how many calories do u burn by sliding down a wall crying



he trapped

the dark lord has returned to hogwarts

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my mating call is the sound of my microwave beeping

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My teacher dresses up as Mr. Neutron oh my god I’m dying